So you’ve all heard the so-called rumors of the end of the world, right? Of course you have! But if you haven’t then here are a few of them:
1:Zombies
2:Wrath of God
3:Natural disasters
4:Bad hair
5:Planet alignment
6:Meteor
7:Nuclear war
8:Plague
9:Aliens
10:Global warming
Here you have a few of the rumors, but my main topic is the zombies.
What if you were stuck in the middle of a city surrounded by zombies, what would you do? Well, first off you would need to have a weapon. I would choose one of these:
1:Crowbar
2:Scythe
3:Chainsaw
4:Knife
5:Rubber duck
6:Sledgehammer
7:Stick
8:Axe
9:Sword
10:Insultes
11:Airgun
12:Chopsticks
So tell me which would you choose?
Well, we are down to pure survival skills. You need to be stealth, quick, and most of all, have the will to go on. But none of you have those qualities, so you might as well go home…. No, I kid you. You can probably do none of the things listed above but if you have a will there’s a way (but I’d better be in that will). I suggest going straight to your neighbor’s house to see if they’re still alive.
If your neighbor is alive, band together and find as many survivors as you can. If your neighbor is dead, you are on your own until your next stop. If that happens, you will need to be on your guard until you find a band of survivors.
Ok, back to if your neighbor isn’t dead… round up all the survivors and then clear your neighborhood of zombies. After that is done barricade one house with all the supplies you can get, and that will be your headquarters. Get a group of people to start clearing the neighborhoods around the one you have cleared out already. Finally, start building walls around the group of neighborhoods you have cleared.
With that done you have 2 choices:
1:Stay safe in sanctuary
2:Go hunt down zombies
Whatever you choose, your future is in your hands now. You choose what to do with it!
Tell me your Future.
Diddley squat
BLOGGER OF THE WEEK
First I would gather as many people as I could, then we would get out of the heavily populated city. Where could we go where the people are few and those that are there are slow? Why, Vegreville, of course... population of the elderly. We would hole up on our farm just outside of the mighty Egg capital, then go in to town for supplies. Walmart would be the store of choice, what, with its bb guns, bulk food, and general survival supplies. We would also need barbed wire and something to make noise when the zombies hit the fence we would make with it... oooh, so many possibilities.... as for my weapon of choice, since I am a pretty bad aim using air guns, I think I would want a huge bat. I wonder if a stun gun would work? Everyone is welcome on my farm, as long as you bring something to survive with you, such as food, farming talents or zombie tracking skills.
ReplyDeleteMama Zombie Survivor
You go Mama
DeleteDiddley squat
What the......?P
DeleteI'm not ashamed to admit that I had to double check the meaning of the word "apocalypse." Now that I am clear about what you are talking about, I feel that I am better equipped to respond.
ReplyDeleteTo be honest, I would bet that a plague or natural disasters would destroy the world first before zombies. However, if we were attacked by zombies, I do have some knowledge from my intermittent viewings of the T.V. show, The Walking Dead.
I've learned that since zombies move very slowly, anything that has a long range would work well. Most of the weapons you propose seem to require close contact with the zombie in order to kill it and will result in very bloody battles. Can I get a bow and arrow instead?
Living a life fighting zombies or holed up in a sanctuary - neither of these options seem that appealing. Would I ever be able to go shopping again? ;-)
~The Big HAM
Bloody battles is what I wright about.
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DeleteUgh, having the walking dead moving around sounds really creepy to me. I think I'd probably hole up somewhere . . .
ReplyDeleteMy first glimpse of the possibility of an impending zombie apocalypse comes from a regular Monday morning in the hallways at the school. I do believe it's possible.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I would be one to sit in a sanctuary and pretend I'm safe. I'm much too paranoid to just sit and wait for my doom. I'd want to fight, and find others. Even visit Vegreville if I had to. (haha) I think a huge chunk of our population would be wiped out due to power shortages. They would be taken down while sitting in front of their TV's trying to figure out if they had saved their game recently or not.
And seriously... fighting off Zombies, even with my trusty rubber ducky, would be easier than trying to survive a Bad hair apocalypse. :)
The weapon I would use is insults and rubber ducky.
ReplyDeleteFor the insults i would say HA HA BIG SHOES BIG SHOES! and he would go WHHHHHAAAAAATTTT! And when he charges me i would through the duck it would bounce off hit some matches by a fuel truck (like you usually see lying around in left 4 dead) and explode. (yes i do realize that would kill us both).
-kpuey
That's nice kpuey But if you want to die I am not arguing.
DeleteI think that having Chainsaw would be better cause then I would be able to see there head getting chopped off by a chainsaw. I think that would be cool.
ReplyDeleteI would probably go and fight off the zombies. Although I would fighting off zombies I would be worried about the zombies and going to the sanctuary where there would be other people, who would not have weapons to fight them off.
~Mr.Yogi Bear
Well for the first part I don't think a rubber ducky can do any thing it is not kill able I don't under stand why you would pick that. So if you pick that u will die no question about that a lot of people think that so cool and it is epic but the truth is you will die. The other thing is I really don’t think there will ever be a zombie Apocalypse it is not do able the closest thing is rabies and that is no where near what people say about zombies these are the reasons it will not happen.
ReplyDelete1. You can not bring back the dead only if it was a hart attack and you’re at the hospital
2. No normal would want to make one
3. The idea is stupid
And that is what I think about a zombie apocalypse exited to read what other kids think
-PAPA SMURF
Thank you PAPA SMURF for boosting my confidence with these exact words. The idea is stupid . And one more thing what comes around goes around.
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I say I would be probably running around in wall mart and that looking for food and bashing zombies heads off :D and also I would go make a base for me and my buddies to stack food in and surivive in. And out of those weapons I would probably pick the crowbar, the sword, and the axe if I would be able to find those at a place :L. And one more thing the rubby ducky who ever put in was pretty kool because I know it's not going to work to kill a zombie but it would be totally awesome to be throwing it at some helpless crawling zombie with no legs :D.
ReplyDelete~Fearless Monkey
The weapon I would choose is rubber ducky because probably the zombies loves rubber duckies so if I give it to them they would go away and not harm human being anymore.I would choose to hunt zombies because I want to give all zombies a rubber ducky.
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Well I really am not a fanatic about zombies, so I don't really have much to say to you. I honestly think if the world ended of bad hair it would be me that made up all the mess, because I have SUPER bad hair in the morning and after school when I decide to sit on my couch and play my Xbox, as usual, 24/7!!!
ReplyDeleteThe weapon that I would pick would be rubber ducks because I could easily go to my auntie and ask for a rubber duck as of she is obsessed with rubber ducks!!
Well SEE YA LATER
TeeHee
~Purple Cow~
Omg Diddley squat I am not happy with this blog.
ReplyDeleteWhy? because:
1.I hate zombies
2.zombies don't even exist!
3.How can you use a weapon when a zombie cannot die(watched in movies)
4.How can you build a wall when there is zombies around
you
So my opinion is STOP TALKING ABOUT ZOMBIES!!!!! YOU ARE ANNOYING!!
-pinkGIANT
STOP INSULTING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteDiddley squat
Zombies are TOTALLY REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteAnd even if you THINK they aren't real, they may be watching you...
Zombies can DIE!!!!!!!!
DeleteSorry pink giant, but that was really mean.
DeleteOH MY GOD. they can die and we did not make fun of your blog. Post god YOU NEED TO THINK. What if that was you in Diddley squats place!!!!
Delete--~MrsaintBoss~--
Truthfully, I don't believe in this kind of stuff, but you never know... even though I wouldn't have to worry because I am NINJA!
ReplyDeleteBut if I SOMEHOW lose my ninja powers, this is what I would do:
I would get all my friends and we would make a huge base made of...um... something. And then, before the Zombies come, we can each get a magical UNICORN! Then, when the Zombies come, we can use the unicorns special rainbow powers and kill them AGAIN! And last, but not least, we will celebrate by eating cupcakes.
Ahhhhh, what a happy ending... (Sorry, that was sappy!)
My point has been proven! ;D
P.S Sorry I didn't use any of your weapons!
SORRY! THAT WAS PURPLE UNICORN!!!!!!
Deletenot a ninga
DeleteI am to a Ninja!!!
DeleteHA HA HA, you did use my idea, well anyways, my weapon of choice would be spoon, it wasn't on the list, but who cares, spoons are very brutal, have you ever been hit with one, those things hurt like a son of a gun, but there less than useless in a horde. And also, I don't even need to read this blog post, I already know what there is for surviving a zombie apocalypse, I play enough resident evil, silent hill, dead rising, and pretty much every GOOD zombie video game, movie, and T.V show there is.
ReplyDeleteA really good director for zombie movies, the god of gore, George A. Romero. I've watched every one of his "of the dead" series of movies. He's worked with the best, Greg Nicketiro, Tom Savini, and and Quentin Terintino.
-fraqu attack
No I didn't you used my idea ... yeah I said it.
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truth
DeleteRUBBER DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI would so choose the duck.(j.k) If I had to coose a weapon ( out of the list you gave) I would choose..... a chainsaw!!! The reason I would choose a chainsaw is because you could cut off all of their body parts. Plus you could use the chainsaw to cut down a tree for a stick and another weapon. MWA HA HA HA HA I OUTSMARTED YOU!!!!! (lol)
Personally I would stay in the sanctuary and curl up with a GOOD BOOK. Just kidding. I don't know if I would want to fight or not. The reason I would want to fight is because hello, if I save the world I would be set for LIFE. TWO OF THEM ACTUALLY. HA HA SUCKERS. The reason I would NOT want to fight is because I want to live.
Good Talk,Good Talk
Rainbow Cotton Candy
I don't think that the world would end because of "ZOMMBIES". But I will anser those qustions you have asked. #1: sowrd #2:go hunt down the zommbies and stay in the safe place. The first one I do not want to be part of and I would send people out for them to kill the zommbies. and I will stay in the safe place. Just saying. :)
ReplyDelete$ sweetpea $
Of course you are ninja purple unicorn yeahhhhhhhhhhhh.
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I personaly would just wake up caus de zombys are not in the waking world. also my brother has night mares by zombys on thriller. they are NOT REAL GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR. WOW WOW W.O.W. read busy mama wendy cant cook blog
ReplyDeleteI know wendy can't cook and I helped name impossibly edible.
DeleteDiddley squat
Impossibly Edible is great but it doesn't beat my specialty. Suspiciously Delicious.
DeleteI aim to keep the expectations low. That way all of you will learn how to cook sooner and I won't have to. If I let you eat my good stuff, I'd have to be the cook forever! When you guys grow up, it will be my turn to be lazy!
I thought you killed zombies with a stake and pounded it into their hearts. Or maybe that was vampires...^^ Any way, I agree with the Big HAM. I would rather have a bow and arrow. Or the rubber ducky. RUBBER DUCKIES RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBeat that zombies!! I would go out and fight. I'm not a scaredy cat you know. AND NEITHER IS MY RUBBER DUCKY!!!!!!! See ya!
~~~~Khajiit~~~~
RUBBER DUCKY!!!!!!!!!!! MINE!!!!!!!!!! 'U'
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I think that a zombie invasion would be awesome!!!!!! The first thing I would do is go into my shed and grab a shovel. Then I would go onto my front yard and see how many zombies were on my street. If there was many I would fight ALL of the zombies by MY SELF!!!!! Unless there was other people on the street. After that I would build a wall and then go out on the main street right next to my street and then clear that. Then I would keep doing that over and over again. I think that would be fun but scary.
ReplyDeleteI have nothing else to say.
-zombie
Zombie I am sorry to dash your hopes but You would not kill all the zombies by yourself you would run around screaming while you wet yourself.
DeleteI don't really think that the world is going to end.
ReplyDeleteBut if it were to end, I don't think that a rubber ducky would be your best choice. And I don't think that a stick would be in you best interest either. The best thing that I would do is Find all of the people in the world that have survived to survive with them in a little sanctuary in one of the neighborhoods. Maybe even go out and kill some of the zombies first.
It wouldn't be that much fun to live in a world full of zombies and most of the people in the world are against you. It wouldn't be that much fun either if the only people left in the world spoke a different language. Then you couldn't communicate with other people and would be out of luck. But in some cases it could be fun because you could say bad things about them and they wouldn't even know what you're saying.
~WILLY WONKA~
Only 10 more months to live...
ReplyDelete**Purple Unicorn**
Yay that is a happy ending.
DeleteWell that kind of scares me because even though zombies aren't real, somehow I'm still scared of thinking of zombies, watching zombies or anthing that involves zombies. But if that ever happen
ReplyDeleteto the whole world, the first thing I'd would do is to go to the corner rock back and forth and say "I want to live" repeativly. Then I would grap a weapon and go outside to find any survivors, and if there aren't any survivors then try to find many weapons as I can then get perpared for any zombies that stands in my way. Then go back outside and fight as many zombies as I can for the people that couldn't make.
But thats what I'll do if that ever happen, but anyway this blog post kind of got thinking. I do have to say that I have never thought Diddley Squat would blog about this. This blog post was actually pretty interesting and unexpected, but that is his blog post not mine. This all I have to say.
~Small Iahk
I think that it matters for your weapon, first of all if you only have to kill one zombie than you would have to use your knife because that saves ammo, but if there is a TON of zombies your going to have to pull out the gun.
ReplyDeleteNow you have the wrong idea Diddley squat, if you find other survivors you are going to have to move around. Because if the zombies see you in there, they are going to get you. plain and simple. You would want to find a far away place, like a farm or something with a forest near by with a regular old fence. If you really want to get good information, than look at shows and books like, The Walking Dead (show), the zombie survival guide (book), or the forest of hands and teeth (book).
~Purple Bunny ;)
First I would gather up all the people that I know.... if they're dead than I just wasted my time!! But if they're not dead! I would go and get them as soon as possible and than get our weapons and than go to the nearest Wal-mart and try to clean out all the zombies there and than stay there until we are almost out of food and stuff! we will find anther place where there's food and stuff and than we go to the nearest gun shop!! Or west Edmonton mall it deepens what we fell like doing!! But if we run out of places to go to than we'll have to go to a store to buy some guns, bombs, baseball bats, rubber duckies, Justin beber's song disk and other sharp or dangerous thing!! And than try to kill all the zombies.....try to! Nothing will stop us......but zombies! But if all wal-marts are like fill with zombie...like too much ......than i'll just camp on top of a roof because zombies
ReplyDeletecan't climb!!! That's a plan that I never seen anybody think of before ..... I wounder why??? Just my plan ...not all plans work!! I might just get killed right in the beginning or I might do all of my plan or I'd might be the one who started the outbreak and I want the zombies there or my plan might change in the middle of the zombie outbreak! U never know you can never know!!!
-boodasnip
Number 10,8,6 and 3 are the ones that have the best chance of leading us to our doom. And what are the odds of a bad hair apocalypse when hair does nothing but sit on the head! But if a zombie invasion did happen then I would haft to get this weapons: 1. a fire arm[ my best chance is with a machine gun ]2. a chain saw if I run out of ammo and if they get too close and 3. throwing knifes for more long range.
ReplyDeleteNext I would make a team and find more of the people that are still in the city. After I have I big enough team I would dived them into groups: 1. food gathers to get food and supplies 2. zombie killers to kill zombies and find survivors and last of all the elderly and the smart ones will stay at the base. I also hope the army can wipe out the zombies before they spread.
~falcon
Speaking of Zombies, have you ever heard of the T.V show The Walking Dead? It is the best show EVER! Its about a man(Rick) who is a cop, gets shot by one of the guys he was chaseing after. So of course he gets sent to the hospital(he's in a comba). then he wakes up to the door wide open, and everything was a mess.
ReplyDeleteso he goes to see what was wrong and no one was in the hospital, as he goes down the hospital he comes to a locked door, then he hears some whispers comiing from there and he said "Hello,is anyone there?"
Then slowly a greyish deformed hand comes out the crack of the door. Then not long after that two more come out,than another and another, and all of the sudden the door starts shaking and what he thinks are mantaly ill people(he doesnt belive that they are zombies yet) are screaming and struggling to get to him for the dilicause sent of his blood. He starts racing down the hall and finds a door thats says EXIT on it, he pulls the door open and finds that it is pitch black in there, then he tries to flick the light on but it is burnt out. Not able to see anything he pulls out his lighter and flics on the lighter and finds him self at a long set of stairs, so as he is walking down he hears growning just a couple feet in behind him. but he inored it and went outside. as he was walking, a couple hours later he found a horse(the hospital was out on the flat lands) and he started to Ride it into the city( I dont know why) and as he was turning the corner he saw a whole crowd of zombies, and the crowd of zombies saw him too. but that wasnt the only mob of Zombies after him, on every corner there they were. then the Zombies got the horse as he was on the horse and finds himself in a surrowndend by a whole bunch of Zombie.
find out youre self what will hapen next...
bynummy nummy yum yum
Work on your spelling
DeleteWell, I have seen "The Walking Dead" before and is it scary????? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is an AWESOME MOVIE!!!!!!!!! I HAVE SEEN IT ALL!!!!!!!! Well, if you are wondering about the "Apocalypse of Zombies" (AOZ) IT DOESN'T HAPPEN TILL THE YEAR 3333!!!!!!!!!! So I'm not being rude at this blog-post, it's just MY MOM THINKS IT'S FAKE! ALL OF THIS IS FAKE!!!!!!!>:( NON-BELIEVER!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteSPOTTEDPAW THE BELIEVER IS OVER & OUT!!!! >:)
~spottedpaw
Personally I would take the chopsticks and glue them with the points going out, so when I clap my hands on the zombies heads the chopsticks go right through.
ReplyDeleteDiddley squat
A zombie appocalypse? That would bite.
ReplyDeleteI think that Edmonton or Vegreville would be a great place to ride the apocalypse out. Or maybe somewhere even more north of here. The reason? Because we usually have winter 6 months of the year! Zombies would freeze solid and we wouldn't have to worry about anything until spring thaw.
This might change our whole lives around. Winter would be the time we would all go out visiting and doing things and summer would be when we would hibernate.
I am so sorry for insulting you.
ReplyDelete-pinkGIANT
I accept your apology
DeleteDiddley squat
I would like to say first of all is that I would use a RUBBER DUCKY and if my neighbor was alive I would whack him a couple times just to be sure!!. if he was a zombie I would like whack him to times and kick him down the stairs and laugh!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd my favorite one is (I mean if I had to pick) zombies. That would be fun and I would use the stuff above. I think they should make this kind of video game. You get these gases and when you put them on you go into a virtual game where you get 10 lives and if you die you can not go back into the real world!!! And you could never beat it you have 100mins a week. And I though this was one of the BEST ones.
--~mrsaintboss~--
If there were these weapons on that list, I would hunt down zombies.
ReplyDeleteThese are the top 5 weapons that I would use:
1. Sniper
2. Laser Machine gun
3. RPN (Rocket Propelled Nuke)
4. RPG (Rocket Propelled Grenade)
5. Dual Light-saber Staffs with Dual Light-saber Staff pack
Get realistic!
DeleteOne thing! You didn't put a crossbow! YOU CRAZY!?!?!?!?!?!? Cross bows are so much better than anything on that list!!!!
ReplyDeleteI would go straight battling wait! challenge as Mr. Iksnihc would say but anyways DESTROY!
-poogibear^^
CROSSBOWS!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletepoogibear^^
I think that you should use a sniper rifle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteActually I think these are the weapons you should have.
ReplyDelete1.A bow and arrow
2.A sword
3.A good sharpened throwing knife
4.A pair of daggers
5.A chainsaw with the teeth
6.A shark tooth necklace
7.A sniper rifle
8.A Olympia
9.A flash bang
10.A Molotov
I think you should use one of thease
ReplyDelete1. hamer
2. rabid tiger
3. A annoying guy that annoys every one to there death
4. fat guy
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